Çocuğun biri varmış, ikisi yokmuş.

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Biz sade vatandaşız.. (zenciler kakaolu, çinliler limonlu)

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Adam kızmış, istemeye gelmişler.

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+Hakan Şükür sakatlanırsa onu kim taşır?

-Hakan Taşıyan.

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+Alo, kuyumcu mu?

-Evet, buyrun.

+Benim kuyumu siz mi kazıyorsunuz?

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Hüsnü bile gelse şenlendiremez beni..

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Ağrı kesici değil de, senin ihtiyacın olan Erciyes kesici.

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+Patlıcan

-Hayır, patlamıycam.

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+Beni kimse yenemez!
-Hayır, Hande Yener.

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Aaaa... Siz çok terlemişsiniz. Durun size terlik getiriyim.

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Adamın biri bana sağol dedi.

Bende ona sol ol dedim.

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+Eski Türklerde dayıya ne denir?

-Hunday. (Hyundai)

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+Sekiz tane erik varmış, başka da yokmuş. Sonuncu eriğe ne denir?
-Ericsson.

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Bakın, şimdi sizi bozmak istemiyorum kızlar...

Sizi yarın Murat Boz'sun!

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+İngilizce işletme okuyorum.

-İngilizleri mi işleticen?

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Bir adam diğerine yorgan mı demiş, o da "yes, it's my gun" demiş.

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+77 neden 2'ye bölünmez?

-Çünkü "seven"ler ayrılmaz.

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Kadın hakkı diye bir şey yoktur, çünkü hakkı erkek ismidir.

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+Parmaklarımı çizdiğim çemberin

yarıçapının üzerinde gezdirmeye başladım...

-Kendi çapında eğleniyor.

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